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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Charcoal Face Masks - opens their pores, supposedly. =P they look *so* silly

Aunt #1 - Glamorous Pose 1

Aunt #1 - Glamorous Pose 2

Aunt #1 - Glamorous Pose 3

Aunt #1 & 2

Aunt # 2 - Trying to channel a football player

Aunt #2 - looking... very... happy.  just overflowing with happiness.

Aunt #2 & mommie - no, they aren't with the armed forces and trying to spy -- they're missing their camo

mommie's very cute!


Thursday, August 24, 2006

My Aunt #1, the last person to be called a "pushover"

So, my aunt #1 (lisa) called my aunt #2 (louise) today, and told an interesting story about her vast-becoming-legend reputation at work... for (not sure, so you decide). So the secretary of another judge (mind you, said judge is either #2 or #3 on the totem pole, and hardly shows up to work before 9:30 AM (preposterous) complained to my sister (now the law clerk of the senior judge at the courthouse, i.e., #1 on the totem pole) that she parked only where only judges and their secretaries are supposed to (ooh, sounds like she's a dangerous, live-on-the-edge woman). However, aunt lisa's judge and his secretary told her that she COULD park there.

Now, mind you, the secretary is a bit peeved b/c she feels like someone slighted her but the problem is that HER judge never gets there on time to put up a fair fight for the alleged "judge-and-secretary-only" spots.

So early on in the day, said secretary confronts lisa (with an (bombed) effort to be humorous about it) and lisa effectively tells her that she can stuff it where the sun don't shine. well, no! she didn't!

what she DID tell the secretary was that she OR her judge could very well park there if they wanted to if they got there EARLIER than her. Mind you, my dear aunt lisa commutes an hour (50 miles to be exact) to work each day while these other folksies probably commute down the block (ooh, tough one). and these people have yet to beat her to work! what a no-brainer!

the kicker is that by before 2 pm, even the CRICKETS living in the courthouse basement got wind of the issue and were congratulating her on defying the evil, long-disliked, mocked-behind-her-back secretary; the RUMOR went that lisa "told the secretary that she had no place to tell her where to park."

nobody likes the secretary anyways. she must be a stand-up, first-class lady... in another galaxy.

yes, folks, this is how exciting the working life is once one is done with schooling. gossip runs the courthouse and the grapevine is everyone's buddy (in lisa's case) or worst enemy (in the evil secretary's case). during lunch, someone cornered lisa and told her that she heard "all about" the alleged cat-fight-esque confrontation and that she wishes she was there to see it! during the afternoon, at a clerk's retirement party, the ladies from assignment pulled her aside to do the 'we are not worthy' sign and told her that she had their 'lifelong respect.'

i rest my case.

(( at least the hot prosecutor downstairs hadn't heard about it yet. ))


Pictures!

So, my aunt #2 bought me a little kiddie onesy the other day and it's kept me warm since!   Here are some pix of me without and with my onesy.

Below: mommie & i napping


Below: me napping with my sibling whew-whew (pronounced like "wEE-wEE") -- um, if u have a hard time locating whew-whew, try the dirtied up corner (but sharper than an regular corner) of a tattered quilt (the one covering me) --> note: whew-whew & i get along now but it took a long time for me to get past her standoffishness and her resentment of me (thought i got too much attention )


Below: me + cousin cu-cu (pronounced "coo-coo"); i'm wearing my onesy!!


Below: me by my onesy in my onesy


note: the onesy reads "this li' monkey's gone bananas!"


Tuesday, August 15, 2006

My first post!

uhm....hi?